Sooooo. I ate your birthday present last night.
I know. But let me explain. I had a couple of drinks at that rooftop wonderland Berry Park and went to bed early – really I did. But you know how gin makes you wake up at odd times? And makes you sift around on the net for a while? And makes you find quilted Chanel bags made out of jerky?

(Talk about glamour snacks. Nice one Nancy Wu.)
Well, obviously that grass-fed, smoked and spiced beef jerky I got from Smorgasburg especially for you because I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE MEAT was history.
Surely this could happen to anyone? Anyone who is a hungry, selfish meatface?
On to the good news though — SlantShack jerky is delicious! Aside from there being nothing more medicinal than smoky, dried meat at 4am on a Sunday, this jerky is pleasantly chewy but not teeth-ripping tough. It’s heartily spiced but not overpowering. Apparently even their cows are happy.
Better yet, SlantShack have an online store where can customize your meat treat with marinades, glazes or herby rubs, and have it delivered to your doorstep within days.
Which means you can order your own birthday present. And unfriend those nocturnal cured-meat-eating types with whom you might fraternize.
I’m sorry.
Image from Foodigity.
Tags: Bags, Chanel, Fashion, Jerky, Meat